I knew it, my friend's sister's a dyke! The two of us threw her a stick

My ass is sterile now - fucked by two dicks and licked by my mom

How about this: two people fuck you and I suck them off and give you cunnilingus 😉 😉

I'm screwed 😳 I gave 2 debt collectors my anal 🍑

Why don't we get guys? That way we can both get our asses handed to us